On Friday I was diagnosed (*sort of) with Strep Throat, capitol S and capitol T. (That’s how it felt in my throat anyway.) I started antibiotics and took to the bed as the doctor ordered and as my body demanded. I am almost back to the land of the living, though I suspect it will be a while before I am back in peak form. In an effort to document just my illness, and because I never miss the chance to make a list, I thought I’d break it down by the numbers.
During my illness I:
- Showered 1 time
- Missed out on 2 things I was planning to do with friends
- Called out of work 3 ½ days
- Went through 4 boxes of Puffs Plus lotion tissues
- Lost 4/5 of my senses (Way to hang in there sense of touch!)
- Tried 7 kinds of home remedies and/or medications that didn’t really work
- Slurped 8 cans of soup
- Binge-watched 13 episodes of The Tomorrow People (To be honest, I think the drug-filled stupor helped me to suspend my disbelief a little on this one. No way Robbie Amell is high school aged as portrayed on the show. NO. WAY. Also: Sad this was canceled.)
- Failed to write approximately 10,000 words in my manuscript
- Consumed Infinity cups of hot tea
The moral of this list is take care of yourselves folks. Get your flu shots! Sanitize your hands! Don’t drink after strangers! Do what you gotta do to stay well!
*And a final number: Apparently if you test positive for strep, there is a 99% chance it is accurate. If you test negative (as I did) there is only 70% chance the test is correct and the doctor gives you the meds anyway. So that begs the question I intend to ask the next time: Why do the test?